“Hot Fuzz” it was not,
but still, Simon does no wrong.
The script failed him.
Not a bad movie,
Co-written by MIB,
but slightly cheesy.
A BONUS HAIKU!
YOU GET THREE FOR PRICE OF TWO!
SO ENJOY IT, JERKS:
Hank Azaria,
Please just stick to the Simpsons,
and keep your shirt on.
Poor Lars, so spastic.
His girlfriend, made of plastic.
Left as she came: boxed.
No, this has not turned into a haiku blog, but movie review haiku will become a recurring feature on the site. They’re fun and easy to write, and I hope you’ll add your own in the comments.
It tries very hard,
but feels like a very bad
after school special.
