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Inspired by Matt,
haikus are the new awesome,
but they aren’t easy.

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Five syllables? Neat.
This line has seven of ‘em.
Uh oh back to five.

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Alarm. I hit snooze.
Everyday I hate to wake.
Always late to work.

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I have two jobs now.
One where I make my money.
One where I spend it.

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No good movies out.
Would like to see something new
without Jonah Hill.

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Drivers are stupid.
Ice means car not stop so good.
Winter is the suck.

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Red Bull gives me wings.
Also chest pains and headaches.
But I love it so.

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Rapping salesman:
“It’s just like a mini-mall.”
Oh, Sammy Stephens.

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Well, I guess that’s it.
I should probably do work.
My boss is nearby.