Haiku? Addicting.
Here are some more you might like.
Movie related.
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The Fight Club haiku:
Rules 1 & 2: No talking.
Robert Paulson dead.
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Cloverfield: Fake!
Totally did not happen.
New York is still there.
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There Will Be Blood: Well,
actually not that much.
I drank your milkshake.
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Year of the Dog: Hmm…
Molly Shannon: She was good.
At least she found work.
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Michael Clayton: Great!
Car goes boom, George Clooney flees.
Wilkinson goes nuts.
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Darjeeling was fun.
Wes Anderson is a god.
Schwartzman needs haircut.
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The Bourne Trilogy:
Very different than the books.
Shaky cam gets old.
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Hey Oscars, listen:
Ellen Page = Best New Actor
Juno = Best Picture.
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Back to The Future:
Best trilogy of all time.
(Haven’t seen Star Wars.)
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John Cusack: come back.
Make more movies like Grosse Pointe.
(But leave Piven home.)
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Looking forward to
“Be Kind Rewind” because Gondry
is so freakin’ swede.
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Step Up 2 The Streets…
Haven’t we seen this before?
I think we got served.
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Spiderman 1: Good.
Spiderman 2: Better still.
Spiderman 3: What?
Brad Pitt as Jesse
The real star was young Affleck
Better than 3:10
Lars and the Real Girl
Feel good movie of the year
Girl doesn’t talk…cool
U23D…gasp!
Dare I say better than life
Worth the nerdy specs
Across the Universe:
Feel like I’ve seen it before…
“Rent” in the 60s!
Whoops, that first line is six syllables. I need practice.
Persepolis: Um…
Do Iranians speak French?
I did not know that.
Indiana Jones?
At Harrison’s age, should be
Indiana Bones
the searchers, john wayne
he shoots a dead indian
that is not too nice
bourne ultimatum
lots of running and shooting
real name david wells
star wars: long time ago
obi wan gets killed by darth
george lucas now sucks
Jason Bourne’s real name:
David Webb. The book was weird.
Delta is for Cain.
Waterworld: not bad
except for drinking your pee
and everything else
can’t find old Star Wars
all I see is “remastered”
Lucas killed the past
Juno not so good
dialogue was trite and forced
maybe Lucas wrote
George Lucas sucks @ss
he destroys all that is good
exile him to Hoth
old version star wars
released on dvd
lucas gets your cash
No Country: Best Film!
Mr. Sugar’s got a gun.
It shoots air through heads.
Westworld: Hmm, let’s see…
Lifelike robots and real guns.
Hey, what could go wrong?