Surprisingly Not Terrible.

Yeah I said it. The movie itself is not the worst movie ever. Sure, it's not the greatest by any means, but it served its purpose well.

The audience, on the other hand, was almost unbearable, and not in the "OMG I READ ABOUT THIS MOIVE ON TEH INTERWEB" way, but in the "WE ARE ALL TOTAL NERDS AND WE ARE GOING TO LAUGH AS LOUD AND AS HARD AS WE CAN DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU AND THEN KICK YOUR SEAT AS WE LAUGH TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE ARE ENJOYING THE MOVIE. OH BOY HERE IS SAMUEL L. JACKSON HE IS ABOUT TO KICK SOME ASP!!!!!LOLOMG!!!!!!111"

That said, I can't wait for next year's sequel: Snakes On A Plane II: Sharks On A Roller Coaster.

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